Caption this Crap! Week 5

He comes in the dark of night. You hear his foul shrill echo from over a distant hill. A shiver runs down your spine.

He approaches. At first slowly, then quicker, soon running at a frantic pace. Before you have a chance to react, he throws back his hood and gazes into your eyes. This is the last thing thing you see before you die:

MYSTERY!

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Caption this crap!

10 Comments

  1. As Hulkamania reeled in horror at the staticy footage of himself testing the absorbency of Bubba the Love Sponge’s wife, he began to lament the choice to gorge himself on sushi and complain about feeling bloated.

  2. Ahh the first Druid to discover the enema.

  3. It’s the time when the random hooded man discovered that the Mystery of the Druids is actually a bunch of really naughty pictures of his mom.

  4. sometimesjames

    Ermahgerd Deerids!

  5. NDArkie89

    Tom suddenly realized that the Green Man was not only gay but that he also refused to shave the bark from his prodigious trunk before playing “Pope and the Naughty Alter Boy”

  6. Surprise butt sex!

  7. Phill

    Hogan was beginning to think he may have taken his new ‘Stone Henge’ move a little too far.

  8. Ben

    THIS IS DUBLIN!!!!!!

  9. Zotz Mein

    Get your fingers out of my ass! You damn, dirty, proctologist! (Said in the voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger)

  10. You all are freaking hilarious! This has been the best CtC so far! :)

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