Recorded on: 10 February 2013

Totally not related, but this annihilation from Ultra Vortek is almost rumor-worthy… Except that it’s totally real.
The gang gets together-sans Steve (who’s on a cruise), to talk about some of the most nefarious rumors from today and days of yore. James joins in over Skype since he was having car trouble (since fixed!).
Listen to the gripping drama of Chris Houlihan’s hidden room, and us discussing how the Internet has all but completely killed the epic rumor as we once knew it. After all, script kiddies are tearing this stuff apart to see how it ticks before the game is even out these days.
Drinking rules! Drink whenever Louis’s new “Captain Keepin’ It On Track” theme song hits… Better yet, save yourself and don’t.
Your cast: Nick, Louis, James, and Ben
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Downloading the podcast on iTunes now. I’ve got a theme song! http://youtu.be/E8j1_VV4668 =)
Nice! That’s dope, yo! We might mention that on the next episode. I actually did a rap piece for a client recently (recently as in it’s rendering in the background now. Should have it up later today, I’l send you a link once it’s approved and uploaded.
Cum icicles.
I opted for the voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger because Charlton Heston is a hard impression. I should have written my post “Damn proctologist! Get your fingers out of my ass!” That sounds more Arnold like.
Could’ve also gone with another Arnold classic, “What are you doing?!”
That works even better! “What are you doing?! Get your fingers out of my ass!” I can hear Arnold saying it right now.
I stopped production of my little five minute podcast because of time constraints. The show actually took about five hours to create from beginning to final product and I ambitiously was trying to produce three or more shows a week. There were some other reasons, but I won’t elaborate those in a public forum. Lastly, I’m thinking about rebooting the show this summer, doing only one episode per week. Here is a link to one of the shows just to remind you. http://bit.ly/14VGLcu
That’s cool man. If it’s the same cast of characters I dealt with, I think I can take a pretty good guess. I don’t doubt that show of yours took at least 5 hours to produce.
Some of the reasons I moved from PC to console was fixed cost; no need to frequently upgrade to play the latest and greatest releases, and the ability to resell, exchange for credit, or loan out my games to friends. If games become locked and have no value after initial install, the console becomes far less appealing to me. I still will probably end up buying the newest iteration of the Xbox, but I will no longer be a multi-console owner. Sorry Sony.
I personally would like to see a video montage of the top ten TurboGrafx games. It would be nice to see some actually game footage and hear Nick’s sexy voice. I just wish I could program for the Kinect.
I’m actually rolling a few ideas through my head in terms of video projects for the site relating to the TurboGrafx-16. I’d love to throw something like that together.
I think the real reason Captain Keepin’ It On Track lost interest in college wasn’t because of his obsession with the SIMS, but because he discovered he wouldn’t be graduating with the honorific Make’em Cum Loudly. No doubt it was a bitter disappointment. Could you guess from all my posts I listened to the podcast this evening?
XD! I listened to it this afternoon. I forgot how much louis said “cum icicles”. Should have put that under drinking rules.
I think this week’s episode may have set a record for the number of times “cum” was said. It was an aural orgy of manly mayonnaise.
I think we need to put that phrase on a shirt.
We need shirts that say that!