RetroNick: Games Collector

The cover box for Karnaaj Rally is so bad that I actually had to check and make sure it was an actual game. Seriously, the guy in the foreground has been shopped so much that I had trouble telling if he was real, or a creepy 3D model at first, not to mention his impending doom at the hands of Barbie’s flying Dream Vette.

Caption this Crap, and we’ll smear your funny all over the airwaves on RetroNick Radio!

Your Grrandma's Firm Tits & Super-Tight Cunt aka Pope Frank I March 4, 2013 at 9:07 am -

“I’ve done better photochops with Paint shop pro 7! Wait, this game came out at the same time…..” “Holy Fuck! Get in the fucking car! Grandma just had a labia reduction! I must feel the tightness!!!!”.
Your Grrandma's Firm Tits & Super-Tight Cunt aka Pope Frank I March 4, 2013 at 9:14 am -

“Holy shit! Don’t mix Codeine Syrup & Marijuana are!”. “That’s my face when Harold sings on the CBag”. “Is that dick Clark getting raped by a car? In the ear?!?!”. “
Retronick March 4, 2013 at 10:37 am -

Your user name is getting more involved my friend. I can dig it!
- Your Grandma's Firm Tits & Super Tight Cunt aka Pope Frank I March 4, 2013 at 1:51 pm -
  
  I gotta keep it Fresh. Plus u guys raise the bar on the show to limitless comedic levels. I have to keep up LOL. Sorry I had written the last 2 on my iPhone and that pesky auto correct fucks up the jokes.
  
  “You Think that car behind me is hot? I got my cock inside the tailpipe of a ’57 Chevy & my buddy is sandwhiched between 2 El Caminos which is Spanish for, like, THE Camino”
  “That looks like a young Al Pacino but with Blue hair and less braincells”
  - Retronick March 4, 2013 at 5:41 pm -
    
    Awww, shucks! The fact that you can say that after my insane outburst is quite the honor indeed.
Lunar Girl77 March 4, 2013 at 2:07 pm -

“And this children is a perfect example of why drugs are bad, mmm’kay.”
“As if it weren’t bad enough that he was slowly turning into a smurf, Barbie was now trying to run Ken over with her dream car.”
- Retronick March 4, 2013 at 5:42 pm -
  
  Thanks for the great captions! Are you by chance affiliated with Pat or Louis? Sorry, just didn’t recognize your handle.
  - Lunar Girl77 June 21, 2013 at 9:51 pm -
    
    Well I’d hope you know me, we shared a uterus 😉 -NAV
Leeonardo March 4, 2013 at 8:11 pm -

“Oh no! I got all beat up by thugs and now a pink race car nom noms on my blue hair. BUT I’VE GOT SWAG”

“That was actually everybody’s face when they discovered that this game has Nintendo’s Seal of Quality. Also everyone’s face for almost every single game Jaleco made or published after the mid 90’s.”

“The car is speaking to me… the car told me to KILL THEM ALL!”
Captain Keepin' It On Track March 4, 2013 at 11:42 pm -

Low on funds after development, Jaleco decided to outsource creation of the box art to students enrolled in the “Adobe Photoshop Basics” course at the local community college.
Zotz Mein March 7, 2013 at 9:04 am -

Dural realized only too late he shouldn’t have shortchanged that prostitute. Now he’s got the purple pimp avenger after his ass!
Zotz Mein March 7, 2013 at 10:49 am -

Gripped in terror, running for his life, Dural shouted, “I thought that bitch loved everyone!” as he fled from the animated stuffed dinosaur he had recently molested in the toy aisle of a nearby Wally World.
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RetroNick: Games Collector // Caption this Crap! Week 9

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